one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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Woo-hoo!!! 200 followers!!!



Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?





Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.

‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses

they are my heroes


"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"

that is amazing


Just watching Girl Meets World when I noticed something


Take a closer look


Sound Familiar?


im not crying youre crying

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Source For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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- What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both?
We’ll follow your lead, Star-Lord.
- A bit of both!

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drop it!

#ah yes exactly what i needed #an hd gifset of steve dislocating/breaking bucky’s arm #and looking absolutely wrecked after doing so #thank you purl #and by thank you i mean fuck you #fuck you very much #death would be kinder (via buckysexual)

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television challenge
lydia martin “academically, lydia is one of the finest students i’ve ever had. her A.P. classes push her GPA above a 5.0. Iid actually like to have her I.Q. tested. and socially, she displays outstanding leadership qualities. i mean, she’s a real leader. (1/5 characters) 

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Honest Trailer

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loki is genderfluid and bi huh its funny how the villains are the ones who are queer/trans and the heros are still straight and cis for the most part

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